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Cabbage Ass
Something short and sweet, so to speak . . . Someone floated an air biscuit on the train this morning, a silent sulfur scream (SSS) so deadly in intent that my eyes literally crossed. Dude, if you’re...
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Secrets?
These aren’t really dirty little secrets just stuff you may not know about me. I was tagged by Kim a few days ago and owed her for not getting on my ass about the poetry tag I blew off a while ago....
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*King
I turned around and there he was at the register. It was all too brief an encounter. “I read “The Shining” in 1977 when I was a freshman at Berklee College of Music. I’ve been a fan ever since,” I...
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Smoke, Lies and the Nanny State and . . .
Just wanted to put up yet another “thank you” post for being so damn generous with your comments. I wanted to make my way around the “bloghorn” but will never do it all tonight. I’m only human. A few...
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14 Days
I waited on a woman today that was in search of a cigar lighter for her husband. After showing her several lighters she picked a Prometheus Torch for $100. “My husband is unbelievable! Look at this,”...
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Die
I began reading the new Natalie Goldberg book ‘Old Friend from Far Away’ a few days ago. It’s a book custom-tailored for writers of memoir. So far the book is quite good (like all of her books). Page...
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Cape Cod (*may not be ready)
It’s always a daunting task starting a new journal; all that virgin white space, the absence of anything resembling a word or thought, and the cackling cynic inside me all trying to sway me towards...
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Ipod, therefore, I am
I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass a nasty butt mutt.The music was really, really loud, so I timed my anal acoustics with the beat of the music....
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Linear Beercan Language
A guy comes into the store today and says, “I want 4 packs of American Spirit Yellow.”We ring him up, take his money and say, “Would you like a bag?”He says, “No thank you, I have gloves.”I have...
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Fire down below
I run into many interesting people during the course of my day in Boston.This morning a customer took me by surprise with a true story that was just too damn funny not to share. I am not making this...
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